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The Brutality of Technology

  • me: hey maybe his car just exploded and he's dead
  • would you know?
  • Kelsey: yes
  • we text over this app that lets you see the last time the person was using it
  • me: God technology is brutal
  • Facebook's messenger is fucking cruel just like that, because it shows you that the person saw your text AND THEN decided not to respond to it
  • Kelsey: yup
  • me: worst fucking feeling there is
  • Kelsey: similar kind of thing
  • anyways, i spent about 10 minutes looking on petfinder and it made me much happier than any time i've ever spent on tinder
  • me: hahahahaha
  • amazing
  • _____________________________________________
  • Ways in which pets are better than Tinder: ALL OF THE WAYS
gotemcoach:

Awesome vs. Awful.  Excellent vs. Ugly.  Greatness vs. Garbage.  The 1999-2000 NBA Champion Los Angeles Lakers, and the worst team in Lakers history, the 2013-2014 “team.”
Team doctors put Kobe on suicide watch.
#GotEmCoach

Yo but at least Gary Vitti is looking fresh in both pictures.

gotemcoach:

Awesome vs. Awful.  Excellent vs. Ugly.  Greatness vs. Garbage.  The 1999-2000 NBA Champion Los Angeles Lakers, and the worst team in Lakers history, the 2013-2014 “team.”

Team doctors put Kobe on suicide watch.

#GotEmCoach

Yo but at least Gary Vitti is looking fresh in both pictures.

jaredwade:

from Aamer Rahman’s “How to be a Reverse Racist" (via checkprivilege)

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pocketballers:

Christmas Promo - Swaggy P

pocketballers:

the Masked King – LeBron James

senoritatinab:

she-hulk-smash:

Not That Bad: Kelly & Coors

On today’sepisode, Stacy and Casey drink one of the worst drinks I have ever put in my mouth: Kelly & Coors. It is a cocktail made of Coors Light and a fine (cheap) Shiraz. 

Witness the hilarity as my best friends drink this DISGUSTING concoction! 

It’s the drink that started it all. I wasn’t there for that moment when Casey mixed Kelly’s Revenge and Coors Light and declared it “not that bad,” but it was one of the first stories my boyfriend told me when I was at a party at their place (THE Place) and he was introducing me to his friends and roommates. And then we spent the whole party snuggled up on the couch together. Because we had been together for three weeks and that’s what you do.

Whoops, accidentally turned this into a post about my relationship. But really, this episode is one of my favorites.

"Did you know that space is ever expanding just like MY HATRED FOR YOU."

"It’s *really* not that bad."

d’awwwwwww y’all are cute

watch me drink gross shit, everyone

This is a homerun. And a test

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It also won’t show up on your dash! It will only show on my blog page! 

Wowsa!