And they are satirizing the insanity of the “pro-Zimmerman” mentality, as well as highlighting the complete ridiculousness of the second-by-second situation Trayvon Martin found himself in.
Yeah, ahaha, let’s make my parents friends laugh… except fuck that.
As a comedy nerd and long-time…
Last night I watched Immortals on blu-ray by myself in the dark. It’s a pretty okay movie, as far as movies go. I was not bored. But not unlike many things in my life, I knew that one thing could take it from “pretty okay” to “TOTALLY SUPER AWESOME FUN HOLY COW” with very little effort: DRINKING.
HI GUYZ I HEARD TUMBLR
This is the best version of Common’s “Be,” because it is just the instrumental.
This is the best song to walk to EVER. It’s the perfect pace.
PSA
My boyfriend put one of those cherry pie pastry things in his front sweater pocket and forgot about it, so of course he got cherry pie filling all over the inside of the pocket. I just caught him turning the pocket inside out so he could lick the pie filling off of it.
Apparently, I’m in love with this wreck of a human being.
Him: “You spelled ‘intelligent and extremely frugal human being’ wrong.”
Me: Shut the fuck up.
She Hulk: it’s a total guy thing
She Hulk: rarely do i see girls i know licking their own clothes
11:24 AM
Don henley is apparently intimidated by my rendition of Hotel California..
He threatened to sue if I perform it again. I think that’s fuckin awesome.
When Mabel’s mother asked her what she wanted to be for Halloween, she said, “Batman Princess.” And that’s the costume she got.
B A T M A N P R I N C E S S
But who killed the king and the queen?
Are you some kind of expert or something?
No. I am a white American male who has personally experienced relatively little in the way of bias, but who has seen friends and strangers alike subject to undue words, insinuations, actions and circumstances thanks to nothing but their race. It’s a real bummer, and it sucks to see resistance to it filed under “snobbiness” or “political correctness” or whatever, when all it really is, is a desire to respect and do right by other people and not be a shithead.
No. I am a white American male who has personally experienced relatively little in the way of bias, but who has seen friends and strangers alike subject to undue words, insinuations, actions and circumstances thanks to nothing but their race. It’s a real bummer, and it sucks to see resistance to it filed under “snobbiness” or “political correctness” or whatever, when all it really is, is a desire to respect and do right by other people and not be a shithead.
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from the eternally great @jon_bois http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2012/2/16/2802341/jeremy-lin-racism-yellow-asian |
Tonight my parents told me the story
of the first time my dad introduced my mom to his two best friends.
“I really like this girl,” he told them. “Please be on your best behavior.”
My mom and dad knocked on these guys’ door. They came to it completely naked and holding a can of Crisco.
My mother turned bright red, turned around, and walked straight back to the car.
My dad’s friends put on some clothes.
Everyone went to a titty bar.
